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HOW TO ACT LIKE A LADY AFTER A BREAKUP


ACT LIKE A LADY!!



In order to find your prince charming you'll probably have to go through a few breakups. Breakups are often sad, humiliating and hurtful but you should always exit a relationship with dignity and grace!

1. Do not STALK! - Yes, you all know who you are ;) Stalking is easy these days! Especially through social media, (AKA Facebook), stalking (on your now ex) is a piece of cake but does it really accomplish anything? No, it just makes you miserable. Miserable seeing "HIM" out with friends having fun, while you are at home crying, miserable seeing him with a new girl....just miserable. Do you think he is wasting his PRECIOUS time stalking you? NOPE! He is out having fun and so should you! Get dressed up, put your sexiest perfume on and go out for  a girls night out at the hottest bar in town!!! Oh, and don't forget to get a delicious, pretty cocktail or two or three, you get our drift ;)!!

2. Do NOT act desperate-  Acting desperate will not bring back your ex it will actually push him away even more. Or your ex will see how desperate you are and he will actually take advantage of that. He will party with his friends, date other girls and then....call you and date you and dump you again. He will know you will ALWAYS be there for him no matter what he does.

3. Do not bad mouth your ex in front of friends and acquaintances. Hey you did date this guy, if he was so horrible why were you with him? It makes you look really bad.

4. Okay so you are out with your besties having those delicious sexy cocktails, you've had one to many, hey they were DELICIOUS and you were in a crappy mood so they were well deserved!! That's all fine darlings but put that damn phone back in your bag! Ya, you know what we are talking about....drunk texting!



So sexies don't forget to stay classy ladies ;) Don''t let your mood dictate your manners.

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always Naughty, Yet Always Nice ;)







APHRODISIACS FOR YOUR MAN!

                                                              Seduction 


                                Some kisses are given with the eyes. xoxo

So your honey is coming over for dinner and YOU  want to SEDUCE him? hmmm What better way to seduce your boo then with food! Here are some aphrodisiacs for men:


1. Champagne with vanilla beans-  there was a study conducted that found vanilla beans were one of the best aphrodisiacs for men! It was  found in the 1800's that the scent of vanilla increases a man's sexual propensity, and a wonderful way to use the vanilla beans is to add it to a glass of champagne.

2. Chocolate- Chocolate contains phenyethylamine which triggers endorphins in the brain and gives a natural high. Chocolate gives you a major sense of satisfication.

3. Chilli- contains a chemical known as capsaicin which promotes the release of endorphins in the brain causing a temporary high.As an aphrodisiac for men, it stimulates the energy for passion!

4. STEAKS (we love our steaks! Any big chunk of meat in our mouths is a total high!) - Steaks have an excellent source of zinc which is known to increase a man's libido by preventing the production of prolacting which can decrease a man's sexual needs!


PS. How about waiting for him with nothing on but chocolate all over (messy but tres sexy)!


*The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off*
*Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever*
*Seduction is knowing what she really wants and giving it to her in a way that takes her breath away"

SMOOCH SMOOCH (French Style),
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always naughty, yet always nice.

BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?!



                                                                                      BAD BOYS




Why do we girls date bad boys? It's the same old question...we know the answers but we keep doing it! WHY DAMMIT?

1- Bad boys are a CHALLENGE. Nice boys are usually predictable and boring. We want the excitment of the unknown!

2- Bad boys are tres sexy!- ALL OF THEM!

3- Bad boys are tres CHARMING!! Nice guys talk the usuall talk, or they dont know what to say and they mumble, and turn red. Ah, but not with the bad boy! They just charm the Cr@! out of you!

4- Bad boys can be fixed- or so we think. Us girls have a nurturing instinct" so we like to take on a bad boy  as a project and try and "fix" him. We try and help him grow up....

5- Bad boys keep us on our toes!-  He isn't confined by social norms- he lives the moment! BOOM!

6-  Bad boys and SEX- These sexy men love to make us women happy! No usuall and boring, nope. These guys have all the secret moves and they want to PLEASE us!

Yes, This all seems like fun but REALLY? Come on! We all secretly want the forever and the forever is the NICE GUY, the BAD BOY is good for a while but once we did that it's time for us to date the NICE GUY! Why?

1-  Nice guys give back! They go out of their way to make YOU happy.

2- A nice guy will never IGNORE you.

3- A nice guy shows you respect. He is a gentleman. What girl doesn't like  her man to : open doors for her, send her flowers, pay the bill and treat her like a princess?!

4-  A nice guy DOES NOT play mind games.

5- A nice guy can be THE ONE! We all want the fairytale story. A romantic prince. Beautiful babies. Forever. That can totally only happen with the nice guys.

But in the meantime--- LET'S HAVE FUN! LET'S PLAY!! BRING ON THE BAD BOYS! 

WATCH VIDEO -  BAD BOYS! WATCHYA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always Naughty yet Always Nice!










SEXY VIBES!

                                                                                  EYAL GOLAN




Pearly white teeth, million dollar smile, and a voice of a devine being, that is Eyal Golan, the very talented and famous Israeli singer.With concerts all over the world, we were lucky to be in Tel Aviv and catch one of his performances. His concert was in the magnificent Hangar 11, the well known concert spot for celebrity artists.

Although the assigned seatings, nobody was able to seat their tuchases down while Golan was singing, we all prefered to shake our bootys to his joyful music.




His music is electrifying! Everyone left with a smile on their face and happiness in their hearts.


#music #israel #concert  #telaviv #reality #fashion
To get a taste of his music push on this link : Sexy Eyal Golan

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS -Always Naughty, yet Always Nice -








CHEESY PICK UP LINES!



                                                              Cheesy Pickup Lines

- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else dissapears.

- I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

- Is your daddy a baker? Because you have got some nice buns!

- Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

- Do you know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.

- Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

- I was feeling a bit off today but you definitely turned me on.

- Your body is 65% water and I am thirsty.

- Was your dad a boxer? Becuase you are a knockout!

- Is your dad a drug dealer? Becuase you are so dope!

- Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

- Life without you would be like a broken pencil- pointless.

- Did you fart? cause you blew me away?

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

- I'd say g-d bless you but looks like he already did.

- I must be in a museum becuase you really are a work of art.

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always Naughty but always Nice.





VALENTINES DAY!




SINGLES

You don't have to have a significant other to spread some love. You can just be KIND  and show some friendly love to your friends, co workers, mailman, your favorite barista that serves you coffee at your coffee shop, the sweet older lonely  woman or man in your building, the cashier you know for years at your local supermarket and etc. Buy a loving card, or better yet make your own card and pass on this act of love and kindness. It will all come back to you like a boomerang :)  

Go out with your single girlfriends for a Valentine's day girls night out and go see 50 SHADES OF GREY! Then go get a few cocktails at your favorite bar and go to your nearest gay club ( we love our gay boys!!).   -  Check them out :  OUR FAVORITE GAY BOYS!! YUM!

Pamper yourself day. Go get a facial mask (they sell them everywhere, from Nordstrom, to CVS, to Forever 21 and H&M) , fill yourself an aromatic bubble bath ( this Vanilla Birthday Cake aroma by PHILOSPHY  is Delish!) VANILLA BIRTHDAY CAKE BUBBLE BATH -  pour yourself a glass of  Kir Royal and indulge darlings!

 

SPLURGE- If you were in a relationship you  would be spending on your partner, so spend on yourselves!!


COUPLES

Romantic Candlelight dinner at home for two. (You can cook or order in). Then give each other pampering massages with heated aromatic massage oils.

Stay in bed together, naked, ALL DAY, close all phones, laptops, TV's  and simply enjoy other.

Go ice skating together!! Hold hands, try not to fall and then get some hot chocolate with mini marshmallows !

Be a  tourist in your own city- explore your town together. Chances are you haven't seen and been everywhere so you will both be enjoying new and unexplored areas you live by.

Women - BLACK AND RED LACE LINGERIE - Like we are wearing in our picture above! It'll drive him wild!


Valentine's day quotes-

" You don't need someone to complete you, you only need someone to accept you completely"
" If I tell you I love you , can I keep you forever"

Happy Valentines Day lovers!!!

Smooch Smooch,

The SAMUELS SISTERS - Always naughty, but always nice!






FLIRT WITH HIM!


Hello our GORGEOUS friends! How are you all doing? 
Are you single in the city? We are single in the city! as many other girls. Why? Well, we are all picky. We know what we are looking for and will never settle for anything less. But what do you do when you do find the man you like? That cute guy with the glasses reading a book in Starbucks? or that guy with the suit on the subway? the man on line at Wholefoods or Traders Joe? How do you get his attention? Is it unfeminine to flirt with him? Hell no! Does the man have to make the first move? Nope, darlings we are in 2015....Caveman days are so over. You do not have to wait for the man to chase you, bop you on the head and pull you into his cave by the hair. Well, um, unless you are into that stuff... ;)
Those days are gone girlies. These are the days when women CHOOSE who they want. We are independent, smart, open, sexual, and shrewd. We are WOMEN.We are equals to men.!
So, how do you go on about getting that man? Well, we have traveled around the world modeling and met different types of gentleman, hombres, dudes.. whatever you would like to call them. We learned on our own untanned skin (sun is bad for you...enough with the tanning girls!) the dos, the don'ts and the hows of fishing in the close to perfect fish. (There is no such thing as perfect and quite frankly our dears who would want perfect anyway? Hello, that would be totally boring! We need some adventure in our lives!)
Here are the SAMUELS SISTERS SECRETS :

1. Men like HAPPY girls. Smile. Don't be rude and cocky. Be feminine yet not ditsy. Be approachable,  A smile is welcoming. 
2.  Be happy, laugh at his jokes (if they are funny of course) but tease him a bit. You cannot put him on a pedestal at all times and please him. Pull a man down a few notches once in a while and he will only try and prove himself to you more. Make him feel nice but not king. He will run after you more. Word.
3. Touch him slightly here and there. He will melt and feel more comfortable. Men are insecure creatures eve though they look strong and calm. A small touch on the shoulder or hand will make him feel that you are interested .
4.  Eye contact-  You don't have to stare deep in his eyes into his soul. Do not be creepy. Lingering eye contact will make him feel that you are interested.
5.  Body Language - Do not sit with arms crossed. It is the opposite of smiling . It makes you seem closed and unapproachable. Men will be scared away.
6.  Use his name- People love to hear their name in a conversation. Especially the opposite sex. It gives a sense of intimacy. 
7.  Confidence.

Go on and get your man!! Stay classy yet sexy, happy yet not eager, a women yet a girl, and most of all- do whatever you want. You live once, take chances, make mistakes- TRY, CRY, LOVE, LOOSE, WIN, - LIVE-!

Cute line :  - Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk - ;) 

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS-  Always naughty yet always nice. 


SEXUAL DESIRE -RED- !




RED IS SEXUALITY. Red is happy, love, joy. Red lips is sexy, is come hither, it's lust and danger.
Do YOU want to attract that gorgeous man at the bar? Wear a sexy RED dress! Or wear a black dress but RED LIPSTICK and RED NAILS. Men are attracted to the red blood color. Red is SEX and LOVE. Valentines day is all red colors, red hearts, red sexy panties,


Men regard women wearing red as more sexually desirable and attractive due, so they showed statistically, to their perception that the women in red were more sexually receptive

Red is passion and eroticism!.



- push on the link : The Samuels sisters all time favorite!!  -  love this song!!



So, our dear sweet friends, remember, if you truly WANT that man, if you want him BAD,and we mean if you want him REAL BAD, FUCKING BAD, it is really easy....Wear the color of LUST! -RED!!-


SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always naughty, but always nice and always sexual ;))








BE A STRONG WOMAN! BE FIERCE!



BE A STRONG WOMAN


Being a STRONG woman does not mean you have to be a hardcore feminist. It just means YOU - A woman should just be yourself. You do not have to fit a certain mold implied by your being a woman. You do not have to follow fashion trends, wear what is comfortable and what fits you. Be independent. EXPRESS YOURSELF - be educated, read books , keep up with current affairs.
Take care of your BODY- exercise, eat fruits and vegetables. Staying in shape and healthy improves your mood and you energy levels. VOLUNTEER- at a soup kitchen, non profit organization -Practice random acts of kindness . STAND UP for yourselves- Let people know when they offended you or are wrong. Do not be a pushover. Do not be taken advantage off

“If you don’t like being a doormat then get off the floor.” - Al Anon
“A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.” - Madonna
“A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
“I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. Life was meant to be lived. Curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS -Always Naughty but Always Nice.

HOLIDAY PARTIES AROUND THE GLOBE!

NEW YORK 

* -1 Oak!! - Christmas eve at THE HOTTEST CLUB in NY  - models, bottles,Arab princes, fun, great music, beautiful people- what more can you ask for at a HOLIDAY party.

*- The Many Sounds of Christmas

Richard Skipper

New York City, NY

Experience a new New York City Tradition
featuring The Salvatones (Vocal Ensemble), New York Virtuosi (String Ensemble), Stephen Fraser (organist) under the direction of Daniel Brondel. 
Two Performances:
Sunday, December 21st 4PM
Monday December 22nd 7PM
Historic St. Peter's Church, 22 Barclay Street 
Tickets: $25.00 in Advance/$35.00 at Door 

LONDON 

* WONDER NIGHTS -  Ec1 City Road


entertainment
  • Talented Circus Acts
entertainment
  • Dodgems - Free Unlimited Rides
extras
  • Fun Photo Booth
extras
  • Double Decker Bus
drinks
  • Liquid Chefs
entertainment
  • DJ and disco
planning
  • Cash bar for spirits and Champagne
drinks
  • Unlimited beers, wine and soft drinks for the duration of the evening (drink details)
food
drinks
  • One hour unlimited drinks reception with canapes


* WINTER SOIREE - Ec3 Tower of London 

entertainment
  • Fun Casino Tables
extras
  • Photo Booth
entertainment
  • Ronnie Scott's Rejects
entertainment
  • DJ and Disco
drinks
  • One hour's unlimited drinks reception and canapes (drink details)
food
drinks
  • Unlimited beers, wine and soft drinks for the duration of the evening (drink details)
 LOS ANGELES 

* FASHION FOR A CAUSE - HOLIDAY BLACKOUT - MTV project  - Philanthropy for a greater cause!
8PM kicks of red carpet then the evening continues with Vodka Tasting, Cocktails & Hors'Dourves, Dessert Bar, Art, Giveaways, and more! Dress code is All Black Fashionable Cocktail.

Organizer -fashionforacauseLA@gmail.com 

* XENS HOLIDAY PARTY-  Saturday December 27th  - 10pm
Sounds brought to you by DJ L Double E spinning the best in Hip Hop and RnB! We were told that there will be mistletoe's every where, so make sure your breath is nce and fruity!

SAINT TROPEZ 

* NOEL A SAINT TROPEZ  from december 5the till Januray 4th

-Spectacle on ice: Megeve’s ice hockey team:  shows, matches and a skating display.

- New exhibition: Musée de l’Annonciade: Les Fauves in Provence, Provençal Fauvism

- Spectacles: theater, shadow plays

- Cinema: showings of the most popular Disney films and The Nutcracker classical ballet

- Science conference:  The Mysteries of the twentieth century

- Arrival of Father Christmas by sea

- Traditional Provençal Christmas: Christmas concert and carol singing

- Christmas Antique Fair: Salle Jean Despas: exhibition of rare, ancient and unusual antiques

- New Year's Eve: feast of the anchovy and fireworks over the harbour at midnight

DUBAI

*Christmas parties at West Beach Bistro - Free. 6pm-3am, Monday December 24-Monday 31. West Beach Bistro & Sports Lounge, Mövenpick Hotel Jumeirah Beach (04 449 8888). 

*Christmas Special at The Music Room-  Free. 6pm-3am, Monday December 24. The Music Room, Majestic Hotel Tower, Bur Dubai (056 799 6355).


PARIS

* Le Barock - definitely one of the nicer clubs in Paris - Fun holiday party!! Sexy bodies moving to sexy beats!

*  2014 Christmas Market on the Champs-Elysées- The Christmas Market on the Champs-Elysées is an annual three-month shopping extravaganza held in Paris, France. From November to January, holiday markets are held throughout Paris, but since its beginning in 2008 the Christmas Market on the Champs has been the city’s largest and most popular. The 2014 Christmas Market on the Champs-Elysées features daily sound and light shows and visits from Santa Clause. The major shopping street closes to traffic on December 31st and remains open to the public to celebrate the New Year. Entrance to the Christmas Market on the Champs-Elysées is free. 


HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always naughty but always nice ;)

SEXY HOLIDAY TIME!




Sexy Holiday Gift Ideas!

Hello our sexy friends! Holidays are coming up, how fun! Christmas , Hanukkah and New Years! Candles, sparkles, glitter, merry songs and festivities!!! But what is the best part?? Giving Gifts of course, especially the sexy ones for that special guy!
Here are some gift ideas for your lovable other:

1.  Vajazzling -  waxing, shaving, plucking and all that other stuff we usually do is good and all that but how about surprising your other half on New Years Eve with some sexy Glitters or Jewel's in your private area instead of the regular tamed or untamed bush.!!!

2.  How about a Christmas tale?  Nope not The Night Before Christmas you sillies!! How about - (check out these awesome links!)

*  The Merry XXXmas  Book of Erotica    -  A Sexy Christmas Tale!

*  Naughty or Nice : Christmas Erotica Stories  -  Christmas Erotica Stories

3.  Now this is REALLY sexy and unique!  Instead of the usual greeting card how about YOU send him a PANTYGRAM?!   PANTYGRAM !

4.  Now this one is a bit, wait no, ALOT crazy for our taste but with Fifty Shades of Grey coming out REALLY soon, maybe some of YOU crazy women out there are willing to try new things?  oh , no you say? well you can at least check it out - Here you go - THE BUTT PLUG  - BUTT PLUG! Did anyone say CHRISTIAN GREY ?

5. And if these are a bit to wild for you women, which I hope they are not BECAUSE we are coming in to 2015!!! It is the FUTURE! (So we have to get with it ;))) there are the usual boring bla gifts- Here you go:

A-  A tie

B- A watch

C- Cologne

D-  A  Wallet

E- Shaving set

F-  Holiday Cufflinks

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
The Samuels Sisters - Always Naughty but Always Nice


The Sexiest places to have SEX IN THE CITY (Manhattan that is ! duh!)




The Sexiest places to have SEX IN THE CITY  (Manhattan that is ! duh!)

So we were hanging out at this local west village bar called Beatrice Inn located on west 12 street,  having some delectable Malbec wine.

After a few too many we started chit chatting with some sexy women sitting next  to us. Main topic- SEX!  OBVIOUSLY!

Where in the city are the most unusual, crazy, fun places to have sex, copulate , make love, bonk, roll in the hay and basically our dears - FUCK!??

Here are what we got out of our fellow intoxicated beauties.

B- From the Upper West Side - " I did it with this one guy in a cab on the way to his place. I mean cabbies in the city have totally seen EVERYTHING! I obvi didn't end up going to his place....or ever hearing from him again...I had fun, so whatever."

T- from  midtown - "Boom Boom room!  One of the  the uber exclusive clubs in NY.  This guy and I were dating for a few months and we were totally feeling it, so we just hopped into one of the bathrooms and boom boomed in the Boom Boom room! "

L -from the west village " Central park at night! Totally scary but such a thrill! "

J- from the west village "  Me and my ex boyfriend did it in the Bryant Park Library! It was close to closing time so there weren't that many people. It was up against the bookshelves! Reading books have never been the same since!"

Hmmmm interesting! Have any of YOU out there done it in crazier places? Have any of you been caught? Share darlings!! Share with us!!

SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS  - Always Naughty but Always nice ;))



SINGLE AND READY TO BE UNSINGLE ;)


SINGLE IN THE BIG BAD SEXY CITY- NEW YORK !!

The life of a single girl in NY is tres fun, tres sexy, tres exhilarating tres bla bla bla! SERIOUSLY! There are so many amazing, intelligent  family oriented SINGLE girls in NY that actually, really, terribly DO NOT WANT TO BE SINGLE ANYMORE. Us included!! Where are all the good men at? Hmmmm the men in there 30's and 40's out here in Manhattan still think that they are in their 20's. That is the problem. They are hanging out in trashy "popular" clubs, thinking that being part of the "scene", knowing a few owners of clubs, managers, selectors etc makes them awesome. Well.... sorry guys it just makes you look like totally pathetic LOSERS! Suddenly you guys will hit your mid 40's start getting bald, fat , tired and nobody will want you in the "popular" club , well unless you are a perverted gazillionaire that can pay ridiculous amounts of cash for a table just to have 18 year old models hang out with you for the free drinks, free food and then ditch you for the poor young hot guys...
Where can we all meet NORMAL relationship/marriage minded men? That is the BIG question.
Well our darlings, it is definitely not in the clubs and not even in bars and lounges, nope, no no. Actually it can be at Whole Foods SupermarketsCharities Online (yes online is a wonderful place to meet nice me and it is tres trendy so don't be embarrassed to sign up to Jdate, Eharmony , Match.com etc..) Library, Museums, Auctions etc. A bit more high end and serious then the usual bar/lounge scene which we would say is more for pickup.
We actually know some good single men for you serious single women out there ( they are not for us only because they are usually too short :(( we are 5'10....;)) so if you would like our services please email us at samuels_odelia@hotmail.com . Let's all get into serious relationships!!

**BEING SINGLE DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE WEAK, IT MEANS YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO WAIT FOR WHAT YOU DESERVE**

SMOOCH SMOOCH
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always naughty but always nice.

ELEGANCE DARLINGS- ELEGANCE-





Last week it was all about the BITCH ATTITUDE ,but  the bitch only works with ELEGANCE.

Yes, men love the sexy bitch woman, but don't get us wrong, there is a bitch and there is a bitch. A man does not like a cheap trashy bitch our friends. A man likes his woman elegant and strong. Why elegant? This is why:

* Men like their future wives to be the epitome of elegance and grace.

* Men want to make their moms happy. A way to charm their mother is an elegant women who knows how to impress.

* Men want to be seen  with a lady, a lady is elegant.

* Men want to take out their ladies and know she is proper.


* Men like to be seen with a lady that is dressed chic not cheap.

* The woman a man is with reflects on who he is.

*Men may like the trashy, sexy slutty bitch but only in bed, in the dark and goodbye the next day.

Elegance never goes out of style!

 "Elegance is a statement, an attitude. Elegant women are women of character with confidence'"

SMOOCH SMOOCH,

THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always naughty but always nice.

BITCH! I LOVE YOU! :)


BITCH! I LOVE YOU :)

Why do men love bitches?

Men love challenges! If things are handed to them on a platter, they will not be interested! Men are hunters! Competitors! THEY LOVE THE CHASE!!! DO NOT BE A DOORMAT!!

Bitches stand up for themselves!

Bitches maintain their independence!

Bitches are mysterious-  They say what's on their mind but don't reveal everything!

Bitches know their self value and worth!

Bitches  WILL NOT put up with bullshit

Bitches have CONFIDENCE!

Love us or hate us- either way, we are on your mind.

SMOOCH SMOOCH

THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always naughty but always nice-   Bitchy? With a degree!