It is that time of year again, yes our friends, it is time for NYFW! This year we decided not to walk the shows (that is us above) but give YOU guys some inside info instead.

Fashion week do's and dont's:

1.  Don't be a tramp and show to much skin, cleavage is great but you must leave something for the imagination. You want attention? wear huge, awesome headwear.

2. Do wear super tall, slinky sexy shoes. The taller you are , the better you will be seen my dears ;)

3. Don't show up early ...hello...you must look as if you have tons of more important things to do even though your only other option is staying in with your granny panties, eating Hagen Daz and watching Netflix.

4. Do have your business cards ready. Networking girl , NETWORKING!

5. Do not hang around aimlessly. Find a spot and write something. Take your pink laptop out. Do something. Do not look pathetic.

6. Do have fun! Do smile!Do take pictures! Do have a glass or two of champagne!  Fuck the world and fucking enjoy! It is fashion and fashion is TRES FUN!! 

SMOOCH SMOOCH

The Samuels Sisters

Hello our sweet loyal girlfriends! Hope you are having a wonderful, tres sexy Labor Day weekend!!
We have some very GOOD NEWS for YOU guys!! To all of you out there with the big beautiful HAIRY NATURAL BUSHES , it is going to be your year in 2015! You must hold your head high, as we are doing right now, do not be bashful, be proud of your BUSH!
No need for shaving, waxing or  laser, nope ! The fur-less kitty kat is totally passe!  No more Brazilians, landing strips, or "vajazzling" .
Not only is our bush a sign of sexual maturity, it protects us from dirt and bacteria entering into OUR  beautiful garden and causing infection!
So darlings, let everything go WILD downstairs and EMBRACE YOUR BUSH !
PS. you will be saving a lot of money ;)
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
The Samuels Sisters

NYC our love, our Mon Cherie, our  precious, our darling you have so many wonderful things to offer yet one, fun ,simple thing is our best-loved. Yep it is the merry-making ICE CREAM TRUCK!
What flavors should we get ? decisions ,decisions, decisions. Hmmm. Well we decided on the classic half and half - half chocolate half vanilla... what?! Are you calling us boring? are you calling us VANILLA! Humph! Well our sweet friends YOU are totally wrong because we are tres risqu'e! For some naughtiness to our prudish cream we added sexy rainbow sprinkles! So there! Delicious! Now YOU should find your nearest ice cream truck, holler out to them and start licking away while making flirty eye contact to the hot suited guy standing on line (unfortunately we only had mothers and babies standing on line,obvi) ! We will be on our continuous search for tres sexy men here in the big apple and will be back to let YOU in on all the big city dating secrets !!
SMOOCH SHMOOCH,
The Samuels Sisters

1. LISTEN- When you are out on a first date you are so nervous about your appearance, about how you act, how you are perceived and you don't really LISTEN to what your date is saying. These days no one listens anymore. You are thinking about what you have to do tomorrow, or constantly checking your phone and emails  (it's a big no no besides checking out our blog of course ;). Try and pay attention to your date. Trust us he will be so pleased because unfortunately listening is uncommon these days!
2. DRESS COMFORTABLY AND BE CONFIDENT ! - So you want to look nice but not over nice, you want to look sexy but not slutty,ohy vey! What do YOU do?! The answer is very simple! Wear what you feel COMFORTABLE in ! When you are comftorable and confident you look BEAUTIFUL! Also, accentuate your best asset. If you have gorgeous legs , wear a short dress, if you have a killer tuchas wear skinny jeans and a cute simple flowery top, great bust- v neck!
3. POLITENESS- Rudeness is a killer. Your date will observe how you act around people, waiters, bartenders, etc , if you are rude he will feel that, that is how you will act with him, his parents and friends. So ALWAYS be POLITE .
4. DO NOT TALK ABOUT EXES - One way or another it will mess things up. Either you will bla bla bla about your ex all night, say mean things or say to many good things which make you seem still in love with him.
*** IF you see that your date is just a HOT shmuck then please forget  these tips, please my dear, and just act as you wish , drink the bottle of Malbeck, stick and lean those tits on the table, don't offer to pay  take the SHMUCK home, and have your way with him.

Shmooch Smooch,
The Samuels Sisters

Tongue wrestling, lip locking, french kissing ,spiderman kiss - its all about the kissing!!!

Did you know that kissing is not only a prelude to SEX but it has health benefits as well!!!! YEP! It relieves stress and releases epinephrine into your blood and makes it pump faster which can result in a reduction of LDL cholesterol!!

Do YOU have MENSTRUAL pain and HEADACHES? Well, guess what!? Kissing helps dilate your blood vessels and the blood vessel dilation effect helps relieve pain! 

A kiss burns calories!! Hello! A major sexy wild kiss can burn 8-16 calories!! We totally must find a kissing partner! Like right now!

A KISS releases your happy hormones like serotonin , dopamine and oxytocine !

These health issues are all interesting and great but we all know the most important fact about kissing.... IT is SEXY , it makes you feel all HOT and Tingly and usually the best comes right after you start kissing....come on ...you know what our sweet friends...yep it is exactly that - IT is S E X! The best thing in the world after STEAKS, or before STEAKS , or SEX while eating a STEAK  ,wearing GIANVITTO ROSSI pumps ?

Yep that's it KISSING,SEX,STEAK,GIANVITTO ROSSI PUMPS. 

Okay ,goodbye , we are going to look for a kissing partner and hopefully one that can buy us a pair of Gianvitto Rossis ;)