BEAUTY TIPS!

1)  The French way! -  Spray a bit of perfume in the air and walk into it. You only need a bit of fragrance, you are not supposed to be able to smell it too much on yourself only a tiny bit!

2)  Eyelash curler!! It totally opens your eyes!

3)  Rough feet ? Try a home made Banana mask!! Mash half a banana in a bowl, mix in a few drops of honey, then massage into your heels. Wrap your feet in plastic wrap and allow the mixture to soak in for at least 10 minutes. Rinse, then gently exfoliate the area with a pumice stone.

4) Oily hair? You don't feel like washing your hair every day but you turn into a grease ball quickly. Dry shampoo our sweet friends! Dry Shampoo! One to try - Dove Dry Shampoo- Refresh+Care . Or just plain old baby powder on the roots of your hair, it totally soaks up excess oil.

5) You ran out of shaving cream?  No worries! Lather your legs with conditioner instead of soap. It totally leaves your legs silky smooth!

6)  Did you run out of Nail Polish remover?  You can remove cracked or chipped nail polish by applying a clear top coat to the nail and removing it promptly with a cotton ball!

****** Our most important beauty tip? SMILE !!   "Your never fully dressed without a smile"!

SMOOCH SMOOCH,

The Samuels Sisters

Jugs, Melons, boobs, hooters titties, chi chis, gazongas, titsm traffic stoppers. Yes dears, we've all got them, big, small, droopy, pointy ,bouncy,pink nipples, brown nipples, tiny nipples, large nipples, hairy nipples, fur-less nipples, bumpy nipples, smooth nipples,big cleavage , no cleavage, asymmetric, stretch marks, freckles pimples, cracks ...BREASTS.

They are used sexually in adds, to attract men, to feed babies and for our own pleasure as it is one of our erogenous zones . It is always all about the boobs, but the most important thing is usually not first on our mind. Breast cancer. Before everything and anything we should all be taking self exams at home!

 Please follow this link:

http://www.breastcancer.org/symptoms/testing/types/self_exam/bse_steps

Some fun BOOBIE FACTS!

1. When feeling sexy and getting aroused the boobies become erect and swell just like a penis!!

2. A breast usually weighs and average of 1 pound.

3. People who smoke will get saggier boobs than non smoker, the chemicals in cigarettes  break town the body's elastin. 

4. Nearly everyone, men and women, have nipple hair.

5. Men that are not interested in fatherhood find large breast less attractive.

6. Squeezing breasts may prevent breast cancer! According to the UC Berkeley and Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, squeezing breasts can prevent cancer.  Apparently mechanical forces and applying physical pressure on the breasts can stop the rapid growth of cancer and prevent out of control cells from turning malignant. So get your other half to squeeze away ;)

"Friends are like boobs. You've got big ones, small ones, real ones, and fake ones"

SMOOCH SMOOCH,

The Samuels Sisters

It is that time of year again, yes our friends, it is time for NYFW! This year we decided not to walk the shows (that is us above) but give YOU guys some inside info instead.

Fashion week do's and dont's:

1.  Don't be a tramp and show to much skin, cleavage is great but you must leave something for the imagination. You want attention? wear huge, awesome headwear.

2. Do wear super tall, slinky sexy shoes. The taller you are , the better you will be seen my dears ;)

3. Don't show up early ...hello...you must look as if you have tons of more important things to do even though your only other option is staying in with your granny panties, eating Hagen Daz and watching Netflix.

4. Do have your business cards ready. Networking girl , NETWORKING!

5. Do not hang around aimlessly. Find a spot and write something. Take your pink laptop out. Do something. Do not look pathetic.

6. Do have fun! Do smile!Do take pictures! Do have a glass or two of champagne!  Fuck the world and fucking enjoy! It is fashion and fashion is TRES FUN!! 

SMOOCH SMOOCH

The Samuels Sisters

Hello our sweet loyal girlfriends! Hope you are having a wonderful, tres sexy Labor Day weekend!!
We have some very GOOD NEWS for YOU guys!! To all of you out there with the big beautiful HAIRY NATURAL BUSHES , it is going to be your year in 2015! You must hold your head high, as we are doing right now, do not be bashful, be proud of your BUSH!
No need for shaving, waxing or  laser, nope ! The fur-less kitty kat is totally passe!  No more Brazilians, landing strips, or "vajazzling" .
Not only is our bush a sign of sexual maturity, it protects us from dirt and bacteria entering into OUR  beautiful garden and causing infection!
So darlings, let everything go WILD downstairs and EMBRACE YOUR BUSH !
PS. you will be saving a lot of money ;)
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
The Samuels Sisters

NYC our love, our Mon Cherie, our  precious, our darling you have so many wonderful things to offer yet one, fun ,simple thing is our best-loved. Yep it is the merry-making ICE CREAM TRUCK!
What flavors should we get ? decisions ,decisions, decisions. Hmmm. Well we decided on the classic half and half - half chocolate half vanilla... what?! Are you calling us boring? are you calling us VANILLA! Humph! Well our sweet friends YOU are totally wrong because we are tres risqu'e! For some naughtiness to our prudish cream we added sexy rainbow sprinkles! So there! Delicious! Now YOU should find your nearest ice cream truck, holler out to them and start licking away while making flirty eye contact to the hot suited guy standing on line (unfortunately we only had mothers and babies standing on line,obvi) ! We will be on our continuous search for tres sexy men here in the big apple and will be back to let YOU in on all the big city dating secrets !!
SMOOCH SHMOOCH,
The Samuels Sisters