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First Dates!


1. LISTEN- When you are out on a first date you are so nervous about your appearance, about how you act, how you are perceived and you don't really LISTEN to what your date is saying. These days no one listens anymore. You are thinking about what you have to do tomorrow, or constantly checking your phone and emails  (it's a big no no besides checking out our blog of course ;). Try and pay attention to your date. Trust us he will be so pleased because unfortunately listening is uncommon these days!
2. DRESS COMFORTABLY AND BE CONFIDENT ! - So you want to look nice but not over nice, you want to look sexy but not slutty,ohy vey! What do YOU do?! The answer is very simple! Wear what you feel COMFORTABLE in ! When you are comftorable and confident you look BEAUTIFUL! Also, accentuate your best asset. If you have gorgeous legs , wear a short dress, if you have a killer tuchas wear skinny jeans and a cute simple flowery top, great bust- v neck!
3. POLITENESS- Rudeness is a killer. Your date will observe how you act around people, waiters, bartenders, etc , if you are rude he will feel that, that is how you will act with him, his parents and friends. So ALWAYS be POLITE .
4. DO NOT TALK ABOUT EXES - One way or another it will mess things up. Either you will bla bla bla about your ex all night, say mean things or say to many good things which make you seem still in love with him.
*** IF you see that your date is just a HOT shmuck then please forget  these tips, please my dear, and just act as you wish , drink the bottle of Malbeck, stick and lean those tits on the table, don't offer to pay  take the SHMUCK home, and have your way with him.

Shmooch Smooch,
The Samuels Sisters

KISSING!! XOXO

Tongue wrestling, lip locking, french kissing ,spiderman kiss - its all about the kissing!!!
Did you know that kissing is not only a prelude to SEX but it has health benefits as well!!!! YEP! It relieves stress and releases epinephrine into your blood and makes it pump faster which can result in a reduction of LDL cholesterol!!
Do YOU have MENSTRUAL pain and HEADACHES? Well, guess what!? Kissing helps dilate your blood vessels and the blood vessel dilation effect helps relieve pain! 
A kiss burns calories!! Hello! A major sexy wild kiss can burn 8-16 calories!! We totally must find a kissing partner! Like right now!
A KISS releases your happy hormones like serotonin , dopamine and oxytocine !
These health issues are all interesting and great but we all know the most important fact about kissing.... IT is SEXY , it makes you feel all HOT and Tingly and usually the best comes right after you start kissing....come on ...you know what our sweet friends...yep it is exactly that - IT is S E X! The best thing in the world after STEAKS, or before STEAKS , or SEX while eating a STEAK  ,wearing GIANVITTO ROSSI pumps ?
Yep that's it KISSING,SEX,STEAK,GIANVITTO ROSSI PUMPS
Okay ,goodbye , we are going to look for a kissing partner and hopefully one that can buy us a pair of Gianvitto Rossis ;) 



Baby, I'm from New York Concrete jungle where dreams are made of There's nothing you can't do Now you're in New York These streets will make you feel brand new Big lights will inspire you Hear it from New York, New York, New York Read more: Alicia Keys - New York Lyrics | MetroLyrics



August in NY.
We just flew in from Tel Aviv and thought we are in for hot and sticky here in NY but on the contrary my friends! It is 77 degrees, a bit cloudy but always sexy. Oh Manhattan, all these tall, strong erect buildings just remind us of how many single men there are out here for all us single ladies. It is a fusion buffet of doctors, attorneys,wall street powerplayers, architects,real estate moguls and anything and everything you can dream of.
Now you are asking how do you get one of those right?! Oh our sweet darlings , it's not easy but on the other hand its easier than being American idols next star....so let's get started!
Tip number 1 for today-
*Develop a STRONG SENSE OF SELF. If you don't know what you want from yourself how will you know what you want from a man?
Try new things, figure out what activities YOU like, what makes YOU feel good, what makes YOU happy, what are YOUR dreams. That way when you look for your future other half you will come into the relationship as YOURSELF. You will not change for anyone, will not be influenced and you will be STRONG. We are WOMEN , we have our say, our life, our passions and we know what we want.Men are not better than us in anything. We are all born equals, we are all smart, sexy and passionate.We MUST know OURSELVES before we get to know someone else.