NYC our love, our Mon Cherie, our precious, our darling you have so many wonderful things to offer yet one, fun ,simple thing is our best-loved. Yep it is the merry-making ICE CREAM TRUCK!
What flavors should we get ? decisions ,decisions, decisions. Hmmm. Well we decided on the classic half and half - half chocolate half vanilla... what?! Are you calling us boring? are you calling us VANILLA! Humph! Well our sweet friends YOU are totally wrong because we are tres risqu'e! For some naughtiness to our prudish cream we added sexy rainbow sprinkles! So there! Delicious! Now YOU should find your nearest ice cream truck, holler out to them and start licking away while making flirty eye contact to the hot suited guy standing on line (unfortunately we only had mothers and babies standing on line,obvi) ! We will be on our continuous search for tres sexy men here in the big apple and will be back to let YOU in on all the big city dating secrets !!
SMOOCH SHMOOCH,
The Samuels Sisters
First Dates!
1. LISTEN- When you are out on a first date you are so nervous about your appearance, about how you act, how you are perceived and you don't really LISTEN to what your date is saying. These days no one listens anymore. You are thinking about what you have to do tomorrow, or constantly checking your phone and emails (it's a big no no besides checking out our blog of course ;). Try and pay attention to your date. Trust us he will be so pleased because unfortunately listening is uncommon these days!
2. DRESS COMFORTABLY AND BE CONFIDENT ! - So you want to look nice but not over nice, you want to look sexy but not slutty,ohy vey! What do YOU do?! The answer is very simple! Wear what you feel COMFORTABLE in ! When you are comftorable and confident you look BEAUTIFUL! Also, accentuate your best asset. If you have gorgeous legs , wear a short dress, if you have a killer tuchas wear skinny jeans and a cute simple flowery top, great bust- v neck!
3. POLITENESS- Rudeness is a killer. Your date will observe how you act around people, waiters, bartenders, etc , if you are rude he will feel that, that is how you will act with him, his parents and friends. So ALWAYS be POLITE .
4. DO NOT TALK ABOUT EXES - One way or another it will mess things up. Either you will bla bla bla about your ex all night, say mean things or say to many good things which make you seem still in love with him.
*** IF you see that your date is just a HOT shmuck then please forget these tips, please my dear, and just act as you wish , drink the bottle of Malbeck, stick and lean those tits on the table, don't offer to pay take the SHMUCK home, and have your way with him.
Shmooch Smooch,
The Samuels Sisters
KISSING!! XOXO
Tongue wrestling, lip locking, french kissing ,spiderman kiss -
its all about the kissing!!!
Did you know that kissing is not only a
prelude to SEX but it has health benefits as well!!!! YEP! It relieves
stress and releases epinephrine into your blood and makes it pump faster which
can result in a reduction of LDL cholesterol!!
Do YOU have MENSTRUAL pain and HEADACHES? Well, guess what!? Kissing helps dilate your blood vessels and the blood
vessel dilation effect helps relieve pain!
A kiss burns calories!! Hello! A major
sexy wild kiss can burn 8-16 calories!! We totally must find a kissing partner!
Like right now!
A KISS releases your happy hormones like serotonin , dopamine and
oxytocine !
These health issues are all interesting
and great but we all know the most important fact about kissing.... IT is SEXY
, it makes you feel all HOT and Tingly and usually the best comes
right after you start kissing....come on ...you know what our sweet
friends...yep it is exactly that - IT is S E X! The best thing in the world
after STEAKS, or before STEAKS , or SEX while eating a STEAK ,wearing
GIANVITTO ROSSI pumps ?
Yep that's it KISSING,SEX,STEAK,GIANVITTO ROSSI PUMPS.
Okay ,goodbye , we are going to look for a
kissing partner and hopefully one that can buy us a pair of Gianvitto Rossis
;)
Union Square Greenmarket
UNION SQUARE GREENMARKET
Open in Union Square, Manhattan year long!!Monday, Wednesday,Friday and Saturday from 10am -6pm. Farmers,bakers,fisherman and vendors from over 30,000 acres of protected farmland! Decadent,unique,colorful fruits and vegetables! We took the ORIENT CHARM EGGPLANT and the FAIRY TALE EGGPLANT home with us and made delicious Babaganoush with tahini - BABAGANOUSHGASM!!
Baby, I'm from New York Concrete jungle where dreams are made of There's nothing you can't do Now you're in New York These streets will make you feel brand new Big lights will inspire you Hear it from New York, New York, New York Read more: Alicia Keys - New York Lyrics | MetroLyrics
We just flew in from Tel Aviv and thought we are in for hot and sticky here in NY but on the contrary my friends! It is 77 degrees, a bit cloudy but always sexy. Oh Manhattan, all these tall, strong erect buildings just remind us of how many single men there are out here for all us single ladies. It is a fusion buffet of doctors, attorneys,wall street powerplayers, architects,real estate moguls and anything and everything you can dream of.
Now you are asking how do you get one of those right?! Oh our sweet darlings , it's not easy but on the other hand its easier than being American idols next star....so let's get started!
Tip number 1 for today-
*Develop a STRONG SENSE OF SELF. If you don't know what you want from yourself how will you know what you want from a man?
Try new things, figure out what activities YOU like, what makes YOU feel good, what makes YOU happy, what are YOUR dreams. That way when you look for your future other half you will come into the relationship as YOURSELF. You will not change for anyone, will not be influenced and you will be STRONG. We are WOMEN , we have our say, our life, our passions and we know what we want.Men are not better than us in anything. We are all born equals, we are all smart, sexy and passionate.We MUST know OURSELVES before we get to know someone else.
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