Cheesy Pickup Lines
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else dissapears.
- I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
- Is your daddy a baker? Because you have got some nice buns!
- Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.
- Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
- I was feeling a bit off today but you definitely turned me on.
- Your body is 65% water and I am thirsty.
- Was your dad a boxer? Becuase you are a knockout!
- Is your dad a drug dealer? Becuase you are so dope!
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil- pointless.
- Did you fart? cause you blew me away?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- I'd say g-d bless you but looks like he already did.
- I must be in a museum becuase you really are a work of art.
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always Naughty but always Nice.
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