CHEESY PICK UP LINES!
Cheesy Pickup Lines
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else dissapears.
- I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
- Is your daddy a baker? Because you have got some nice buns!
- Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.
- Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
- I was feeling a bit off today but you definitely turned me on.
- Your body is 65% water and I am thirsty.
- Was your dad a boxer? Becuase you are a knockout!
- Is your dad a drug dealer? Becuase you are so dope!
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil- pointless.
- Did you fart? cause you blew me away?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- I'd say g-d bless you but looks like he already did.
- I must be in a museum becuase you really are a work of art.
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS- Always Naughty but always Nice.
LINGERIE ON THE RUNWAY!
FEMINA
Noon, brunch with a view of the beautiful Yarkon river at the Riverside event hall, and sexy models walking the runway dressed
in the luxurious brand of lingerie called FEMINA- That
is how we spent our Wednesday afternoon.
After munching on
the brunch goodies of mini quiches, delicious mini croissant sandwiches, fresh vegetables
and fruits, mini muffins and more, we sat our bootys in the front row where we got a VERY close view of Femina's sexy new collection.
The runway was elegantly decorated with
spring flowers, the beautiful sun rays from outside hit the graceful models and
caused Femina's new collection to shine brighter than diamonds. Femina has alluring
unique pieces, exquisite patterns which deliver femininity, elegance and
sensuality.
Women like to wear
sexy lingerie, it gives them confidence, and men like to see women wearing
lingerie. Undergarments have and always will be an essential part of life so it
should never be plain and simple but always unique , comfortable ( hey we are
not in the 20th century anymore, so no need for painful corsets) and of course
sultry.
Femina is everything you need to feel desirable, the
new collection is THE sizzling bedroom wear.
It's so good to be
off the runway for a change (even though we love strutting our goods on the catwalk ;) and
sitting down, front row, enjoying the show.
PR. The amazing Zevik
Dror!
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS -
Always Naughty Yet Always Nice!
THE DEAD SEA!
THE DEAD SEA
While in Israel, visiting the DEAD
SEA (also known as the SALT SEA) is a MUST! The dead sea is the lowest
elevation on EARTH.The surface and shores of the Dead Sea are 423
metres (1,388 ft) below sea level.
We arrived at the most magnificent hotel called HERODS- Dead Sea, owned by the handsome David Fattal, with a
warm welcome by the manager who served us 3 glasses of bubbly champagne. The
Herods is a new luxury spa hotel that does wonders for your health and
relaxation.
We came a bit early so while we were waiting for our room to
be ready we were led to the VIP Lounge. After a two hour drive from our city
Tel Aviv, we were famished!! Lucky for
us they served delicious treats in the lounge : chocolate croissants, salads,
pastas, fruits, yogurts, bread, cakes , soft drinks, coffee , tea, alcohol (we
loved the chocolate liquor!) etc, and all this with a view of the beautiful
serene dead sea. You can either sit inside or take your drink and meal on the
balcony.
After our bellies were mid full we proceeded to our beautiful room . A tranquil suite, a balcony with
a view of the dead sea and Jordan that is right across. On the table a basket
of fruits awaited us, natural spring water , hazelnut chocolates and a bottle
of red wine.
We changed into our bathing suits and put on the robes that
were given to us, as we could not wait to dip our tuchases in the heated pool
with salt water from the dead sea. We
headed downstairs to the salt pool. Next to every lounging chair by the pool there
were mineral water bottles, but the best was the view of the beautiful
mountains outside. A bit of pool, a bit of Jacuzzi and a bit of just lounging
on the loungers and it was time for us to head to the spa and to the private
sulphur pools!
Ah the sulphur pools, makes your skin so smooth and mends the aches and pains of your joints and most of all it heals your soul from the day to
day life stress. After dipping for fifteen minutes in the sulphur pool , you
lay down on the lounging chair and the spa therapist wraps you up with a sheet so that the sulphur
soaks into your body. You can take a nap if you would like!
Once we felt we were
de-stressed and relaxed we went up to our room to sh0wer and change for dinner.
Oh Herods, how we love
you so! Your dinner buffet was a smorgasbord fit for a queen, or better yet put, fit for about a
thousand queens!! So much delectable cuisine! Never ending dishes of anything
and everything anyone can want or imagine. From fancy shmancy Foi Gras,
smoked salmon topped with salmon roe (caviar) , to
Schnitzel, mashed potatoes, French fries, fish,
steaks, pastas, a variety of salads( with Israel's vegetables that
are known to be and are exquisite ) and so much more!!
After din din we headed
to the lobby for a wonderful sing and
dance with a masterful, elegant singer that sang in all languages and got us
all off our pampered booties for a bit of dancing! After this long and restful
day we headed back to our suite, put our heads down on our fluffy pillows and
had dreams of salt, mountains and paradise.
Oh how fun it was to
awaken to the true paradise we were in. We
got dressed and proceeded to the dining hall for a smorgasbord
breakfast. If we thought dinner was majestic then what was breakfast?! It
was phenomenal!! Pancakes, waffles, eggs
any way you want them, salads, EVERY and ANY KIND OF CHEESE you want, cereals,
cakes , pasta, pizza, fruits, oh and the best part- The honey is served
straight from the honeycomb!!! DELICIOUS!!
After two days of
indulgence it was time to head back to Tel Aviv.
The Herods dead sea spa
hotel is a must for anyone that wants to relax, has medical problems from skin
to arthritis or just for your own
hedonistic pleasures.
DEAD SEA HEALTH BENEFITS
The Dead Sea’s unusually high
salt concentration means that people can easily float in the Dead Sea due to
natural buoyancy. It is claimed, that the Dead
Sea helps relieve arthritis. This is because warmth and buoyancy reduce the
release of prostaglandins - hormone-like substances present in a variety of
tissues and body fluids that induce inflammation.
Other health Benefits of the Dead Sea-
- Strengthens the bones
- Boost up energy levels
- Repaires damaged tissue
- Slows down skin aging
- Reduces Joint inflammation
- reduces stress
- helps reduce heart problems
- increases blood circulation
THE BEST PART - THE BROMINE -!! Bromine is well known for its calming effect, it is in the air around the Dead Sea in concentrations 20 times greater than anywhere else on earth. Just sit outside, breath it in deep and you will get a natural high!!
THE BEST PART - THE BROMINE -!! Bromine is well known for its calming effect, it is in the air around the Dead Sea in concentrations 20 times greater than anywhere else on earth. Just sit outside, breath it in deep and you will get a natural high!!
“You can live to be a hundred
if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” - Woody Allen
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS and ARIANA From ARIANA'S KITCHEN- Always Naughty yet Always Nice!
VALENTINES DAY!
SINGLES
You don't have to have a significant other to spread some
love. You can just be KIND and show some
friendly love to your friends, co workers, mailman, your favorite barista that
serves you coffee at your coffee shop, the sweet older lonely woman or man in your building, the cashier you
know for years at your local supermarket and etc. Buy a loving card, or better
yet make your own card and pass on this act of love and kindness. It will all
come back to you like a boomerang :)
Go out with your single girlfriends for a Valentine's day
girls night out and go see 50 SHADES OF GREY! Then go get a few cocktails at
your favorite bar and go to your nearest gay club ( we love our gay boys!!). - Check them out : OUR FAVORITE GAY BOYS!! YUM!
Pamper yourself day. Go get a facial mask (they sell them
everywhere, from Nordstrom, to CVS, to Forever 21 and H&M) , fill yourself an
aromatic bubble bath ( this Vanilla Birthday Cake aroma by PHILOSPHY is Delish!) VANILLA BIRTHDAY CAKE BUBBLE BATH - pour yourself
a glass of Kir Royal and indulge darlings!
SPLURGE- If you were in a relationship you would be spending on your partner, so spend on
yourselves!!
COUPLES
Romantic Candlelight dinner at home for two. (You can cook
or order in). Then give each other pampering massages with heated aromatic
massage oils.
Stay in bed together, naked, ALL DAY, close all phones,
laptops, TV's and simply enjoy other.
Go ice skating together!! Hold hands, try not to fall and
then get some hot chocolate with mini marshmallows !
Be a tourist in your
own city- explore your town together. Chances are you haven't seen and been
everywhere so you will both be enjoying new and unexplored areas you live by.
Women - BLACK AND RED LACE LINGERIE - Like we are wearing in our picture above! It'll drive him wild!
Valentine's day quotes-
" You don't need someone to complete you, you only need someone to accept you completely"
" If I tell you I love you , can I keep you forever"
Happy Valentines Day lovers!!!
Smooch Smooch,
The SAMUELS SISTERS - Always naughty, but always nice!
SPANK ME, FU@! ME. 50 SHADES OF GREY!!
The long awaited moment has cum
!!!
Tonight was the worldwide premiere of 50 Shades of Grey . It
caught us in one of the most beautiful
cities in the world, our city, Tel Aviv. Sushi, chocolates , wine and Christian Grey were served. It would have been more satisfying if the sushi would have been served off of
Mr. Grey's tush and maybe a chocolate bon bon served off of
his ahem ahem. That would have
been more fulfilling, oh, and maybe a spank, a whip and a grey tie as well.
We came dressed in Grey to honor Mr. Grey otherwise we would
have been punished and sent to his playroom, hmmmm but then again maybe it was
a mistake, being punished by him sounds pretty darn exciting.
We are totally waiting for FIFTY SHADES DARKER and hopefully
by then we will find our own Christian Greys.
If you are reading this now (potential Mr. Greys) please
contact us through our blog and attach your contract ; )
Oh Christian, Christian, wherefore art thou Christian?
Laters Baby,
SMOOCH SMOOCH,
THE SAMUELS SISTERS AND ARIANA- FROM ARIANA'S KITCHEN -Always Naughty but Always Nice
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